This happens to us all the time. I’ll be like what did you do? And The Boy will be like enjoy because it probably won’t happen again.

I know it will certainly never happen again, because I can barely warm dinner, let alone cook it. So today’s fluke is a mystery to me.

The best I can come up with is…there was a little more cheese?


I am so done with people going, “Kaylee can’t be innocent! She likes to have sex!” When I put together that gifset, neither I nor Nathan (who the quote is from and is the one who said Kaylee is representative of of Mal’s lost innocence) meant that she is chaste. No, she is the innocence of the ship because her worldview is free of the cynicism that so deeply stains the worldview of not only Mal but every other member of the crew. She knows the kinds of things the universe is capable of, but she does not allow it to darken the way she sees things.

That is also why she’s such an important member of the crew.

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please stop calling Black children who have different interests and tastes white

it’s damaging and alienating

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have you ever made a meal you’ve made a million times, but inexplicably it’s friggin DELICIOUS this time, and you have no idea what’s different, so you’re just staring at it like “is this cause I waited forever to eat so I’m super hungry, or did I unknowingly stumble upon the key? WHY ARE YOU SO TASTY TELL ME YOUR SECRETS.”


when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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"The “strong” in “strong female character” doesn’t—or shouldn’t, anyway—mean “strong” in a physical or emotional sense. A strong female character is one who’s strongly written, with her own personality, agency, motivations, fears, and goals, whatever those happen to be. Because female characters, like all characters, should be written as complex human beings." (x)

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this is the best video in the entire planet it made me happy when i was crying and sad

This is really interesting because cats don’t usually vocalize to one another. They do most of their talking at us assholes.

Also, super cute. Too super cute. Dead.

This just confused the crap out of the two cats I’m catsitting right now. They both came over with big wtf eyes and sniffed me. I think they were trying to confirm that I did not, in fact, turn into a giant cat.




"What were you wearing?"

I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”

I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.

So I wore the infamous dress at work yesterday and ANOTHER MALE COWORKER DECIDED TO PULL AT ONE OF MY FUCKING ZIPPERS.
We were surrounded by other (also male) coworkers (that did nothing) and I swatted his hand away while promptly informing him that he didn’t have permission to touch me.

He then asked, since he knows I cosplay, if it would be any different if I wore a revealing costume. I gave him a dirty look and told him that no matter what *I* decide to wear, no one is allowed “to lay a finger on me unless they want my foot up their ass.”

Being that I’m quite professional at work, they were all surprised by my language and the ferocity with which I spat my promise.

you fucking go girl

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